On the first day of Christmas my children sent to me. 
The best and hardest gift in the world.

On the second day of Christmas my children sent to me
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the third day of Christmas my children sent to me
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the fourth day of Christmas my children sent to me
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the fifth day of Christmas my children sent to me
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the sixth day of Christmas my children sent to me
Six hours of homework
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the seventh day of Christmas my children sent to me
Seven loads of laundry
Six hours of homework
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the eighth day of Christmas my children sent to me
Eight full-on meltdowns
Seven loads of laundry
Six hours of homework
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the ninth day of Christmas my children sent to me
Nine I am sorry’s
Eight full-on meltdowns
Seven loads of laundry
Six hours of homework
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the tenth day of Christmas my children sent to me
Ten sticky fingers
Nine I am sorry’s
Eight full-on meltdowns
Seven loads of laundry
Six hours of homework
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my children sent to me
Eleven calls for Mommy
Ten sticky fingers
Nine I am sorry’s
Eight full-on meltdowns
Seven loads of laundry
Six hours of homework
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my children sent to me
Twelve hugs and kisses
Eleven calls for Mommy
Ten sticky fingers
Nine I am sorry’s
Eight full-on meltdowns
Seven loads of laundry
Six hours of homework
Five minutes more!
Four carpool stops
Three bedtime stories
Two timeouts
And the best and hardest gift in the world.